1、那天我痴痴地望着你性感的身躯，一丝不挂地在我面前扭动，轻轻抚摸你的肌肤，我无法抵挡你的诱惑：老板，我就要这条鱼！
2、[此条短信需刮开密码查看******]
3、我第一次时很紧张，他一直要我温柔地放松，接着插入我身体，那里在流血，我痛得喊不出话来，这才明白……献血是这样的！
4、那一夜我抱着你，在你耳边叫你戴上那玩意，你
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嘿咻嘿咻——短消息发送之后[晕倒一大片]
昨晚8瓶青岛啤酒过后，燥热！发了个***给我前任女朋友要求嘿咻嘿咻，脑袋迷糊，结果按错了button，变成了群发！
短 信内容：“我在家等你，你快点来给我降温，不行了，受不了！”
我对于昨晚事件非常懊恼的同时有点慰藉。经统计，我群发了272个人，82男士，190个女士。
亲人：
老妈回复：快回家相亲，妈妈给你物色了很多mm呢。
老爸的回复：没出息的东西，男人要事业第一
短 信内容：“我在家等你，你快点来给我降温，不行了，受不了！”
我对于昨晚事件非常懊恼的同时有点慰藉。经统计，我群发了272个人，82男士，190个女士。
亲人：
老妈回复：快回家相亲，妈妈给你物色了很多mm呢。
老爸的回复：没出息的东西，男人要事业第一
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